With Special Talents
Corporate Entertainments
Our corporate entertainer has provided corporate entertainments for corporations in the United
States and around the world.
He is Experienced, improvising with audiences, providing immediacy and
excitement, and never dull.
He is Flexible, adapting easily to almost any situation, incorporate
ideas and issues from your conference, and make your people the starts.
He is Inspired, helping you to generate exciting new ideas and get the
best of your day.
CUSTOM COMEDY SHOW
(Corporate Entertainments with Clean Corporate Comedian)
“Laughter is the shortest distance between two
people.” Victor Borge
Our corporate entertainer studies your product or service, gets inside information on key people
in your organization and then writes a comedy show, roasting and lampooning what
you do and the people who do it. Mixing his skills as a ventriloquist,
magician, illusionist and stand up comic, he creates a unique, refreshingly
funny show like you’ve never seen before. “Our corporate
entertainer had us on the
edge of our seats wondering what was coming next. I never laughed so hard in my
life” Benetech Corporation.
Our corporate entertainer received a letter from another of his clients. She said she felt
compelled to write because the employees were still laughing about the
show several months after the event.
FAKE MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER
(A New Form of Corporate Entertainments)
“You don’t stop laughing because you grow old,
you grow old because you stop laughing“
Michael Pritchard
You come up with a subject or scenario and Our corporate entertainer will use his 20 years of
comedy writing experience to customize a speech to deliver to your audience.
Only you and a few others know that Our corporate entertainer is an impostor. Pretending to be an
expert in that field, people are lead down a path which is believable at first,
and then little by little he stretches the bounds of credibility. They can’t
believe what they are hearing. At this point, people are shaking their heads,
wondering if this guy is crazy or what? Finally, someone starts quietly
laughing - then others. Soon, roaring laughter fills the room as they realize
the joke is on them. What a great way to boost the energy of your event.
CORPORATE REFERENCES
California Department of Forestry
"Superb Performance"
"I can say without hesitation and without question that you provided the very
best entertainment in our 16 year history !!!"
General Mills, Inc.
"Outstanding Performance"
"I have heard nothing but positive comments from our employees. YOU made this
the best event yet!"
Browning Ferris Industries
"The most hilarious act I’ve ever seen"
"For many years he has provided our company with a very professional show. He is
one of the most hilarious acts I’ve ever seen."
Benetech
"Fast paced.... kept everyone on the edge of their seats"
"I heard comments of - best ever - most hilarious - I haven't laughed so hard
in my life. Everyone wondered "How did he find out all of those personal facts?
We recommend Our corporate entertainer to anyone - any group - who wants the best, wittiest, most
creative, and genuinely funny....... form of entertainment!!!"
Campbell Soup
"Extremely Funny and professional"
"He has performed for us before and we hope he will perform for us
again......and soon. If you are looking for a side-splitting act I highly
recommend Our corporate entertainer! A truly outstanding performance"
Dokken Engineering
"Captivating and creative"
"Our corporate entertainer was told 'Just make us laugh!', and boy did he. We hoped it would never
end. You would be crazy not to talk to Our corporate entertainer before your next event. Actually,
you would be crazy to talk to anyone but Our corporate entertainer for you next event.
Our corporate entertainer is
extremely professional and hilariously funny."
Schultze, Wallace & O' Neil, Inc.
"Great and wonderful show"
"you made our event such a complete success!!! It was amazing how funny your
personal comedy skits were, even though you were dealing with a bunch of 'DULL'
accountants. In fact, here at the office, we are still talking about the show.
Thank you for the best show ever."
A. Teichert & Son, Inc.
"Outstanding Performance"
"Everyone has commented on the great job that you did in personalizing the act
specifically for the group. Your performance made it an enjoyable, all around
fun evening."
Continental Cablevision
"Our employees raved about your show."
"As you walk through the halls you hear people laughing and reliving parts of
the show. We were looking for something different and unique, and we sure got
it!!! The only bad comments were of the side aches they had the next day from
laughing so hard."
Refrigeration Design Company
"Funny - Entertaining - Creative & Professional"
"We have hired a variety of performers and by comparison your show was
definitely the best ever. We loved the personal touch. All I can say is WOW WOW
WOW."
U. S. Department of Justice
"You Spoiled Us"
"I don't know how we will ever be able to top this show. As diverse an audience
as our office is, you act seemed to perfectly suit the crowd."
Rotary International
"Extremely witty"
"It is a privilege to recommend Our corporate entertainer! He thoroughly captivated the audience.
His show is remarkable. If you want a truly professional, fast moving, laughter
filled program, Our corporate entertainer is the man to call. "
Hewlett Packard
"Bravo"
"Another job well done. You were a gem. Your flexibility and professionalism
were a pleasure. The comedic talent you displayed was great. To top it all you
were just fun to be around."
Automotive Service Council
"Outrageously Funny"
"I was pleasantly surprised when your name came up 3 weeks after our event, we
talked about a joke you told, and had another good laugh. Thank you, Our
corporate entertainer."
Dell Webb's Sun City Roseville
"Magical"
"We loved you and will definitely be having you back!!!"
El Dorado Builder's Exchange
"Wonderful”
We have never received unanimous appreciation of the program like we did this
year. We got rave reviews. Members were surprised by how you were able to
incorporate their names and idiosyncrasies into your act."
Energy Absorption Systems, Inc.
"Fantastic"
"He captivated the audience for the entire length of his show. He literally had
people laughing so hard that they were tearing."
WECO Aerospace Systems, Inc.
"Exciting"
"Everyone that attended had a fabulous time. People were saying 'it was the best
party we ever had'. We're definitely going to have you back."
Valley Communications
"Absolutely Terrific"
"What can I say except, our party was a big success. Everyone had great things
to say about you. You definitely added that 'special touch' to our evening"
NEC Electronics, Inc.
"Outstanding"
"I received numerous compliments that evening and calls the following day on how
great the entertainment was and what a great time everyone had. You definitely
helped make me, the event coordinator, look good. Thanks again."
TDK Systems
"Excellent"
"Everyone in attendance were laughing heartily from the moment he began until
the conclusion of his act. I was especially impressed with his ability to tailor
the show to our company specifically, based on a few questions that he asked
before the show. What an enjoyable evening."
American Society of Civil Engineers, Younger Member Forum
"Amazing"
"Our corporate entertainer's Ventriloquist, jokes and exciting magic tricks were equally amusing to
both young and old at a crowd that is notoriously a 'tough crowd' to please."
KAR Products Inc.
“Exceptional Job"
"Your wit and humor were brilliantly displayed. It is evident that you spent a
lot of time researching my company and personnel, in the fun filled show you put
on for us."
Sacramento Legal Secretaries Association (letter #1)
…Your show was exceptional!!!
We are getting such great feedback-unlike any we have ever received. You were
the highlight on our weekend. Everyone was laughing for so long. Every time I
think of the conference I have a smile on my face, and it’s your show that I’m
thinking of. You are a true professional.
Sacramento Legal Secretaries Association (letter #2)
…What a great show you put on.
Everyone laughed themselves silly—and you were certainly the center of
conversation on Sunday morning. Keep up the good work and if I ever hear you are
performing, I’ll try to be there.
Rix Industries
…We all enjoyed your show and are still laughing about your dog Harvey’s
attitude and behavior. You hit the nail on the head many times during the
audience participation portion of the show. I was impressed that your show was
so tastefully done. I don’t remember ever seeing all of our employees enjoy
themselves so much.
Blueline Construction
…We cannot thank you enough for helping make our party a huge hit and one to
remember for years to come. Outstanding Job !!! You were so funny you brought
many members to tears they were laughing so hard. You were still a topic of
conversation a week later out in the field and in our office. We absolutely
loved your dog Harvey. We hope he is alive and well and can back to see us next
year. Thanks again Our corporate entertainer, for the unbelievable performance by you and "Harvey."
RMSI
Your show was something that we talked and laughed about for days after the
party. We especially loved the way you personalized the show for us, knowing
just what to say and who to say it about. One person commented she laughed so
hard her face hurt!
Levitch Construction
Thank you for the wonderfully animated comic act. You were very, very
funny. I laughed so hard that tears came to my eyes. You did an excellent job in
weaving an act around the information I supplied you with. Great Job!!
Legislative Data Center
…Outstanding entertainment…Guests were very impressed with your act and
several people informed me that they would be contacting you for future
engagements. Guests told me that this was the best retirement luncheon they have
attended because of the professional entertainment you provided.
As a clean corporate comedian, Our corporate entertainer has recently booked corporate
entertainments in Los Angeles, Sacramento, San Francisco, New York, New Jersey,
Chicago, Houston, Denver, Las Vegas, Texas, Miami, Indianapolis, Cleveland,
Atlanta, Kansas City, Seattle, Portland, Dallas, Minneapolis, Fairbanks, San
Jose, San Diego, Phoenix, Fresno, Boise, Oklahoma City, Tulsa, Detroit,
Philadelphia, Washington D.C. Virginia Beach,
